Our Executive Secretary

Marshall Applewhite

I'm sure everybody remembers the Heaven's Gate Cult, right? Well this man was the leader of that cult, and we all just love him down here! Even Charlie was impressed by his recruitment skills, and has been quoted as saying "Why didn't I think of that?" Mr. Applewhite managed to bring us 39 souls all in one night, and that alone was enough to impress the Boss and he suggested that he be given a seat on the Board. Although the Boss has high expectations of him he hasn't quite made the transition to Hell yet, and he's still acting a little flakey--he keeps asking us "When is the mothership coming?"